{"product_id":"steel-petal-press-ugh-birthdays-letterpress-birthday-greeting-card","title":"Steel Petal Press - UGH Birthdays - Letterpress Birthday Greeting Card","description":"Birthdays: thrilling for approximately no one in this demographic.\n\nA sarcastic birthday card for the friend who treats aging like an inconvenience but still shows up for cake (barely). A great pick for customers looking for a dry, deadpan birthday card that nails the “I’m only here because I have to be” energy.\n\nEach card is printed one-by-one in our Chicago studio on vintage letterpress machines named Penelope (1960s Chandler \u0026amp; Price) and Helen (1960 Heidelberg Windmill). The result is a high-quality greeting card with character, craftsmanship, and just the right amount of sass.\n\nCard reads:\n\"Ugh birthdays\"\n\nProduct Details\n• A2 greeting card (4.25\" x 5.5\")\n• Letterpress printed by hand in Chicago, Illinois\n• Printed on soft ivory recycled cotton rag paper\n• Blank inside\n• Envelope included\n• Packaged in a protective sleeve\n• Steel Petal Press logo printed on back\n• Release date: July 2025\n\nGreat for: sarcastic birthday card, funny birthday card, grumpy birthday card, anti-birthday card, edgy greeting card","brand":"Steel Petal Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44236110037057,"sku":"SC090","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/2585\/files\/1e2e233a11e612b907f5863ed65acfaafb7769d241d1da17b8899b9a43645282.jpg?v=1784579822","url":"https:\/\/exceptionalequestrian.com\/products\/steel-petal-press-ugh-birthdays-letterpress-birthday-greeting-card","provider":"Exceptional Equestrian ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}